let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute
there are two types of cute
"aw how adorable" cute
"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute
and my goal is to be both of them
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle